I couldn’t count how many times I’ve been called a hippo in my life. Good thing hippos are cute.
Hippos actually are 15-foot living tanks that sweat blood-red and can make sounds at 115 DB-that’s a rock concert level of sound. Hippos are responsible for the most human deaths of any large animal. That means sharks, lions, hyenas, crocodiles, and anything else carnivorous-has nothing on this river horse. They literally change their environment wherever they live, diverting rivers or swamps and making way for bigger territories for their kind.
Hippos are fucking badass. Hippos are cute and can fuck you up.
At first I didn’t know where you were going with this… but I like where you went with it. Cause cool… the more you know.