This isn’t a real submission but I thought it was valid to bring up this wonderful nugget from Edna, the fat bombshell from Hairspray.
“You can’t stop my happiness ‘cause I like the way I am
And you just can’t stop my knife and fork when I see a Christmas ham!
So if you don’t like the way I look,
Well, I just don’t give a damn!
OMG YES THIS IS A REAL SUBMISSION DON’T EVEN LIE

